A telling glimpse into my psyche

me: I’ve never met his dog
A: oh
she’s an atomic bomb
me: ?
A: his dog
me: I’m trying to think of what kind of dog would fit the descriptor “atomic bomb”
A: she’s just chock full of energy
hardly ever stops moving
me: and likely to mutate your DNA and cause leukemia??
A: …yes
me: I would still pet her

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